interview

interview with myself


1. are you angry?

-i'm just tired.


2. why are you tired?

-i've done a lot of walking. i'm tired.


3. where have you been?

-nowhere yet. well i don't know. does new zealand count?


4. i'm the one asking the questions.

-oh, sorry.


5. i can hear pterodactyls next door.

-lord of the rings. twin towers, extended version. it's fantasy.


6. yeah i've heard about that. it's real. i think we're almost done here. are you an artist?

-philosophical cop out.


7. what happens in the end?

-he dies.



as with many interviews i felt like i'd come away with more questions than i started with.