vice

VICE

hollow bodies snorting mephedrone off glossy covers

n (no skeletons here) o

the queen’s powdered nose shrivels in disgust

look at us we’re rolling in it

i walk through candy i walk through candy

drumsticks melt

it’s fashionable to be late

it’s late to be fashionable

you’ve been passable lately

i prefer passover.

cocaine cocaine mephedrone

candyland melting

put me in your magazine

and on your wardrobe

or better still your mirror

until the blutak ages and i fall off

or better still you burn me

put me in your website

around the world

until geek-chic eats up all the cookies

or the computer crashes

or you crash into the computer

let’s all play fancy dress

leave the skeleton costume hanging on the door and walk past

buy three red stripe

for your three stripe

have more mephedrone

and let the middle class fuck themselves because no one else will

you’re not in it unless you’re on it, innit

and if you’re not with it we’re not with you

you’ve fed the chickens too much candy

and led them out of town

GET DOWN AND BOOGIE

don’t be late

don’t be straight

dobee dobee dobee deep

and photograph it

oh madonna you were in our last edition

and we’re all bored now!

feed the sheep in candyland

there’s nothing more organic than plant food

from CHINA

mums go to iceland

all the sheep go to viceland

if the middle classes don’t fuck themselves, nothing else will

and what was wrong with a good old inferno anyway?

//big up big up’’ if

you’re always right you’re always right

shoot me ↑ and have a party. L E T S G O T O V I C E L A N D A N D P L A Ydead